The CFO is the problem!
What the new consolidated fund obligations potential tells us about the truth of private equity.
The fact that private equity funds feel the need to securitize their fund businesses is not a sign of strength, it’s a sign of stress
In 2026, a “new” financial acronym has graced Main Street: the collateralized fund obligation. As I was walking my dog this morning, listening to Ox Talks, I heard something that made me roll my eyes. Blackstone, the 141 billion dollar asset manager, is dusting off the old 2008 playbook.
Blackstone (BX) Stock: Private Equity Giant Eyes $2B+ Securitization Deal
Blackstone is now looking to securitize and sell $2 billion of its private investment funds, using a collateralized fund obligation vehicle to accomplish that. This decision had (and will have) some large implications.
For starters, it gave Blackstone a healthy boost to its stock price, up 4.55% as of the time I’m writing this. It’s also drawing other big players to join in. Jefferies, according to Parameter, has been slated to provide advisory services for the massive product offering. However, on a bigger level, if this goes through, it will also provide a familiar avenue to help fix a $4 trillion problem.
In the rest of this article, I’m going to break down what a CFO is, why it matters for private equity, and why it might be a problem for the average investor moving forward.
What Is A CFO?
A consolidated fund obligation is a specialized investment vehicle that allows an investment fund to package assets into securities that can be sold more easily on the open market. They typically:
take a mix of private equity (ownership in private companies), private credit (loans to private companies) and other assets owned by a private investment fund,
and “sells” those assets to a special holding vehicle (like an SPV, an article on that coming soon)
That special holding vehicle then sells bonds to the open market, using those assets as collateral. If all goes well, the idea is that everyone wins from this arrangement:
The private equity funds get cash for the assets they sold.
The cash flow from those assets allows the holding vehicle to pay back initial lenders and pay interest to investors who bought the bonds.
The general partners get to collect fees for managing the new securities.
Most important of all, in the case of private equity, the special vehicles limit the effects of defaults and bankruptcy. If the special holding vehicle fails to pay its bonds back, it doesn’t burn the original fund. Everybody wins, right?
On paper, this looks really good, but based on historical and current trends, this new product isn’t as good of a sign as it first looks. Let’s break into the details.
Problem One
We’ve seen this particular type of asset vehicle appear several times since the 2000s, and historically it hasn’t been the best sign for the economy.
Since COVID, buy-now-pay-later lenders like Klarna have been wrapping their loans into asset-backed securities to get them off their own balance sheets. If you’ve read my other work, you’ll know that a large enough portion of those underlying loans are risky enough to make me nervous.
We saw a rise of consolidated debt obligations, made up mostly of subprime mortgages during the great financial crisis, which led in part to the crisis.
Finally, the recent private credit crunch is full of net-asset-value loans (NAV) whose marks were dubious at best, since those markets are model-based (i.e., whatever the fund wants them to be). In 2022, when fraud and bankruptcies showed how far off those model marks were.
Although CFOs and similar vehicles, by themselves, are not an issue, for me it’s what it could be hinting at about the economy moving forward, especially if the Blackstone deal is the first of many to come. Because private equity in 2026 is not the robust, gold standard of investment that figures like Tony Robbins, Kim Kardashian, and Ashton Kutcher have spent the last decade selling it as.
Problem 2
If you’ve been following the newsletter for a minute now, you already know what I am about to say. Private equity has an exit problem, to the tune of $4 trillion in assets. The problem with private equity is that it’s extremely illiquid, and they don’t have to be as transparent about their financial positions or decisions as public companies. Public companies have to file quarterly with the SEC highlighting their exact, detailed financial position at the time of the reports. These reports help keep the companies accountable to their shareholders and motivate executives to not make stupid decisions. Private companies, however, do not have the same compliance burden.
Private companies do not have to file annual and quarterly reports, and they have more freedom around how “creative” they can get with how they operate and how they finance those operations. That environment has let large private equity funds do “financial engineering” tactics like loading a portfolio company down with debt to pay dividends to investors and selling all of a portfolio company’s real estate only to lease it back. These tactics make the companies look good, assuming you don’t look too closely, and raise the valuation. In reality, it makes them extremely difficult to sell, especially with interest rates rising. Private equity funds are now caught in a bind where they have to hold these companies or sell them at a loss, if they sell them at all. Parameter said it best in this article:
“The private equity sector is currently holding roughly $4 trillion worth of assets that remain unsold, as firms face mounting challenges in executing exits and delivering returns to their investors….Positions acquired during the 2020-2022 period—when borrowing costs were at historic lows—have proven particularly difficult to divest.” - Blackstone (BX) Stock: Private Equity Giant Eyes $2B+ Securitization Deal, Parameter, June 2026
Private equity is desperate for an exit path for their assets; it why they’re currently dabbling with public-private asset ETFs, selling private equity funds into 401ks and IRAs, and now, securitizing those assets and putting them into centralized fund obligations. Which is why the fact that private equity funds feel the need to securitize their fund businesses is not a sign of strength; it’s a sign of stress. It’s a sign that private equity funds are looking for any way to get their investors’ funds back, and they don’t seem concerned about where that exit liquidity comes from.
In this case, because of how the CFOs are structured, that exit liquidity will likely come from the insurance companies and 401k providers who hold your retirement and life insurance funds, because the top tranches (layers) of the CFO offer high interest rates and appear “less risky” than stocks. (Watch this video to learn more.) So if you’re not careful and these CFOs go bust, it’s you who will ultimately be left holding the bag.
What This Means For You
If I had to summarize all my thoughts into one statement to help the average person make informed decisions in 2026, it would be this:
Returns in this vehicle may appear larger than they are.
Just like looking at objects in your rearview mirror, clarity and knowing what’s happening are key to your financial future. Next time you sit down with a financial advisor, or when you get your next statement from your 401k, read through your statement and ask the following:
Are there any private equity funds in my portfolio?
If so, how exposed am I to those private investments (how much of my money is in those funds)?
Finally, can I sleep with the level of risk I have to accept for these returns? This isn’t financial advice in any sense. These CFOs may be ultra successful, and you can come back and tell me how wrong I am. However, I wanted to leave you with a roadmap, so at least, you know you’ve done your homework.
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